Ikea night.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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