"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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