So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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