Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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