now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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