First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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