It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You ate ashes out of my bong
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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