Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize