these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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