please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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