Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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