Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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