This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
there was a trapeze. enough said
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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