guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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