when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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