This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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