My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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