Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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