Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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