Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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