sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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