am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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