oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I love black thongs
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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