gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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