that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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