i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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