when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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