Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Randomize
