Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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