Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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