i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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