No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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