will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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