trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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