I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Every concussion has its silver lining
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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