You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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