I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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