Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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