Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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