My nipple is on Facebook.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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