i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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