This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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