I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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