I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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