no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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