I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
A bitchslap is in order.
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