you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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