She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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