i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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