whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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