You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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