dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Quick, to the slutcave!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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