Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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