and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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