I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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